Laugh Out Loud With Achmed The Terrorist, And Jeff Dunham

By Shaun Baird

You have to give credit for those rare moments when some incredibly comical people and times cross through your life.

Achmed the dead terrorist (By Jeff Dunham) is literally one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life. I must have viewed every one of his videos on the net.

One of the funniest characters to ever grace 2008,2009,2010 and beyond is Achmed the death terrorist, as some people prefer to call him. Having been made personally by Jeff Dunham, is is a skeletal suicide bomber who has failed miserably.

The most hilarious thing is that Achmed the terrorist if truth be told doesn't know that he is dead!

As part of the clowning routine, Achmed will firstly grace you with a fixed stare, his large eyes piercing yours, shouting out "Silence! I Kill you" if you utter any noise(or shrieks of laughter!), and has various other catchphrases and songs.

Duie to the popularity of this superstar, Achmed the terrorist and Jeff Dunham release a Christmas song called Jingle Bombs.

Amongst the group of comedy puppets from Jeff you can also come across characters such as Walter, Sweet Daddy Dee, Bubba J, Melvin the Superhero guy and Jose the Jalapeno Pepper.

Achmed's outspoken views have landed him in a bit of hot water, causing a few sensational headlines.

Usually, Jeff Dunhams characters are widely accepted and much-loved wherever they go, but Achmed's outspoken views have landed him in hot water with the South African Advertising Authority who basically didn't appreciate some of his religious comments.

If by now you really like the sound of Achmed the terrorist then you should not look further, because he isn't going anywhere. If you are in need of a heavy dose of comedy then consider Jeff Dunham's Achmed the dead terrorist to help you through the next few hours.

Since his new found reputation there have been a whole host of aftermarket things you can buy, from an achmed the dead terrorist mp3(several of them in fact), an achmed cell phone tone, and plenty of different versions of an achmed the dead terrorist wallpaper. There was even an achmed the dead terrorist christmas special - talk about popular!

Achmed was recently immortalised into a brilliant talking doll, installed with many of his best one liners and catchphrases. - 29848

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Jeff Dunham Tickets: Hysterical Animated Comedy

By Matt Ryan

Jeff Dunham - like many other comedians - will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Jeff; however, does have a bit of a different niche. He uses puppets in his comedy acts; he can plead innocent to any crude remarks, as it is usually the puppet making them. His tours sell out quickly forcing management to add additional appearances. Jeff is performing many live shows, has sold millions of DVDs, and has recently reached the multi-million sales mark.

Jeff is from Dallas, Texas; like many other comics, began his career alone, as a standup comic. Dunham's wife, and three kids, is now a great source of support for Dunham and his career.

In'80's, when he and his puppets began to be noticed, he began performing at comedy clubs along with popular TV shows like the Late Show with David Letterman, Johnny Carson, Star Search, and even Comedy Central Presents.

Each performance Jeff begins with slight comedy, and at the right moment, pulls one of his puppets, from his suitcase, for the real show. Some of his most infamous characters are Walter, Achmed the Dead Terrorist, Jose Jalapeno, and Sweet Daddy D.

Each puppet has its own unique personality, so much so, that audiences tend to forget that Jeff is in control of every movement and word. One of Jeff's creations, whom has warmed the hearts of many, is Walter. Walter is a grumpy old man who has been married for 48 years. This character is extremely opinionated, to say the least, about society and how the world is today. He has no qualms about revealing his bitterness, about his wife, the audience, and the entire world; to everyone he performs in front of.

Another crowd pleaser is Achmed the Dead Terrorist. While Jeff - and his puppets - are normally welcomed with open arms, this particular character has been banned by the South African Advertising Standards Authority due to comments made against certain religions. Creatively, Achmed is the skeletal remains of a suicide bomber, and is known for his hideous screams of "I KILL YOU" and for his joyous rendition of "Jingle-Bombs".

He was at home when he purchased one of his latest costumes, for one of his most recent characters - Melvin the Superhero. This new character rang in, not only the fans, but the sales as well. Since Melvin's first appearance, Dunham has now appeared in films such as "Arguing with Myself", "Spark of Insanity", and even of his own "Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas".

Jeff, along with his devious side, has continued along the path of making people laugh through the use of vile, animated characters. Every audiences sits, in anticipation, waiting to see who is in the suitcase. Regardless of who it is, you are still in for quite a treat. His approach to comedy is quickly making its way around; the more people hear of his performances, the higher the ticket sales! If you ever have the opportunity to see Jeff Dunham, whether live or on TV, take the chance. You will never experience a laugh quite like this one. - 29848

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Johnathan Robinsons presents the 2012 Virtual Reality Y2K Blog

By Johnathan Robinson

Do you get a kick out of getting a glimpse into someone else 's twisted brain just so you know you're not the only crazy one? Are you a nerd that's stuck in his computer chair due to bone loss and morbid obesity? Are you a teenage social networking addict who's pathetic existence centers around who friended you and who posted the coolest video on Youtube? Are you an elderly person who just learned how to turn on a computer and who really believes you're the millionth customer? Are you a dog or cat who can read, kit-the knight rider car or a cybernetic organism? Do you have a pulse? If you answered yes to any of the questions above then Johnathan Robinson 's 2012 Virtual Reality Y2K Blog is for you.

Within our (my) blog we (I) will talk about everything from that to this. Visit my blog and watch me try to make the most boring crap you can think of seem entertaining. If you like old news, you can visit and find all the headlines on last year's technology I'm just getting caught up on. Watch me try to look like I know what I'm talking about, give stupid advice and otherwise make an a** out of myself.

Maybe you're asking yourself, "Why would I waste any time going to some random guy's website I never heard of to listen to him rant about technology when I could go to a site that's actually informed." Well that's a very valid question, and to that I would say "I don't have a response." However if you're the type of person that would feed a stray mut, visit a homeless guy under a bridge or adopt an ugly baby then my blog may be for you.

Visit Johnathan Robinson's 2012 Virtual Reality Y2K Blog and watch me pull every proverbial rabbit out of the hat in a shameless attempt to become famous, pay for little Timmy's operation and keep my other 24 children from starving. So if you don't want to visit, I understand. Not everyone cares about the lives of innocent children. For those of you that do have a shred of human decency and mercy in your heart, I am at your service.

Best regards

Johnathan Robinson - 29848

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A Way To Laugh Every Day Found In Funny Forwards

By Whinston Sparks

Have you ever found yourself laughing hysterically while at work after reading something funny someone sent to you? Have you ever been having a really terrible day, only to read the most hilarious funny forward you've ever seen? Funny forwards are a fact of life and they do a lot more than people think they do.

Funny email forwards come in a wide variety. They can be made up of pictures. Sometimes people take pictures of kittens, puppies or babies and put them together on a page, with a humorous or uplifting message for people to read. There might be a link to the page in the forward, or the page will be embedded into the email itself. Pictures can also be directly embedded in an email forward, because many programs allow a lot of customization to an individual email. Words can be in different fonts and colours and images can be placed in the right spots.

Photo manipulated images are often part of funny forwards. They are pictures that someone has taken and changed. Sometimes the changes are just the addition of words or things that make people laugh, that others have said.

There are many videos that are popular and always get a laugh. Sometimes when we get funny forwards, we find one of them linked or embedded in the letter. The crazy kid running around with a bat who finds a way to slam the toy home in Dad's groin. And everybody gets a laugh out of the 'interacial' pet videos! What about the most horrible karaoke possible? People caught singing in the shower, on the toilet. The infamous video of the little bulldog pushing himself along on the skateboard garners more than just a smile some days.

From crazy things kids say to wacky practical jokes people have played on others, funny forwards are ways to break up the rather bleak day at the office or to lighten a load off a heavy heart. Sometimes they turn into a way of contacting someone else. All of a sudden a forward lands in your inbox and you see a name you haven't seen for a very long time. That first contact has been made, again, and you can send back a happy 'lol' and start up a real conversation.

One thing that most people forget is how to respect a person's privacy when it comes to email. It isn't very hard to use the BCC or blind carbon copy option rather than the typical CC when we are sending out funny forwards. BCC is a very easy way to show people you are respectful of their privacy and their right to keep their email address to themselves. It makes your friends and family feel just a bit safer. And you still get to send them that laugh inducing funny forward!

Besides being things we can share with friends and family, forwards can also be shared with other purposes. What we see in the news or hear about talking at the water cooler or in the lunch room often makes great fodder for funny forwards. Politics, while something people think they should avoid talking about at the dinner table, can cause some real side splitting laugh sessions. Puzzles and brain teasers are also a delight, something else to make people giggle or chuckle and take their minds off hard days. And it's also true that some funny forwards are laughable while also giving a person something really heady or potent to think about.

A lot of people almost seem to need funny forwards. Getting one a day from a free website that allows people to sign up is nice. Some people open their email up as soon as they sit down to a computer. And it is a good feeling to start the day with, seeing something a friend or family member has sent to you and others they care about. Something that makes you feel warm inside, makes you giggle or laugh out loud. Just be careful and don't join the "Fired Because of Funny Forwards" club! - 29848

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Best of Friends Season 4

By Wayne Torres

The One With The Jellyfish: Ross dumps Bonnie, which takes all night; she leaves in the morning. Meanwhile, Rachel writes a long letter to Ross that she needs him to read before they get back together; he tries to read it but falls asleep... then has to fake it when she asks him about it; Ross agrees with the letter before he finds out what it says; once he finds out the letter asks him to accept the breakup was all his fault, he's not sure he can keep up the charade. Phoebe is upset that her real mother never tried to contact her; she tells her mother she never wants to see her again, but her mother finally convinces her to reconcile. Ursula knew about their real mother all along, but never told Phoebe. Monica, Chandler, and Joey spend the day on the beach; Joey digs a hole; Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. Joey remembers that peeing on a jellyfish sting takes the pain away; Monica "can't bend that way" and Joey gets "Stage Fright," leaving Chandler. Ross can't stand hiding his feelings and he and Rachel break up again.

The One With The Dirty Girl: Ross dates a fantastically beautiful paleontologist (Cheryl); everything is going great until he finds out she's incredibly messy. Chandler buys a rare copy of Kathy's favorite book for her birthday, but then has to make sure that Joey's gift is good, too. Phoebe lends Monica money so she can make a more serious attempt to get her catering business going; Monica has a little trouble collecting payment from a client. Rachel strives to finish a crossword puzzle all by herself.

The One With Chandler In A Box: Joey is still upset at Chandler about Kathy; he tries to get over it but can't, and decides to move out... until he and Chandler stumble upon a way for Chandler to make it up to him--spending most of Thanksgiving day in a box. Monica injures her eye but doesn't want to have to see Richard again; she arranges to see the on-call doctor, who turns out to be very cute... and Richard's son. The gang decides to do secret Santa for each other; Ross torments Rachel about always exchanging gifts, until she can't stand it and shows him all the stuff she saved from their relationship.

The One With Phoebe's Uterus: Frank Jr. and Alice have eloped, and they ask Phoebe to be a surrogate mother for them; Phoebe asks advice of her birth mother, who gives her a puppy for only three days so she'll know what it's like to give up something you love. Ross gets Joey a job as a Tour Guide at the museum; Joey is hurt when Ross won't sit next to him at lunch (the white coats don't sit with the blue blazers); this prompts Ross to stand up and make some changes in the cafeteria, but it works a little too well. Chandler is nervous about being intimate with Kathy since she used to be Joey's girlfriend; feeling his performance is only adequate, he asks advice from Monica and Rachel; Kathy is very grateful.

The One With Joey's Dirty Day: Joey goes fishing and comes back smelly... and doesn't get a chance to shower before he goes to work on a new movie with Charlton Heston; he gets caught cleaning up in the only shower on the set--in Mr. Heston's dressing room. Joshua invites Rachel to a club opening but she's already agreed to take her boss's niece (Emily) to the opera; Ross agrees to fill in for her with the niece, and they hit it off much better than first impressions would indicate; meanwhile, Rachel's date falls through when a rain storm smears her name off the club's guest list. Chandler continues recovering from his break-up with Kathy, but can't move on to phase two, because there's no one with which to go to a strip club... except Monica and Phoebe.

The One With The Free Porn: Joey and Chandler unexpectedly receive an "adult" movie channel. Monica urges Ross to express his true feelings to Emily before she leaves the country, but things don't go as well as expected--it turns out there's another man. Ross goes to London to prove his love for Emily, but she returns to the states to tell him she's chosen him. Phoebe finds out she's carrying triplets; Frank, Jr. considers dropping out of refrigerator college to get a job; Phoebe tries to come up with ways to make money so he won't have to give up his "dream."

The One With All The Wedding Dresses: Joey's snoring forces Chandler to insist he go to a sleep clinic; while accompanying Joey at the clinic, Chandler meets (and begins dating) Marjorie, who talks in her sleep. Ross tries to talk with Rachel about her feelings, but she just pretends she's fine. However, while feeling kind of desperate she tries to move way too fast with Joshua and ends up scaring him off. Monica picks up Emily's wedding dress for her, and finds she just can't resist wearing it... a lot. Phoebe and Rachel catch the spirit as well, and soon they're all wearing white. Ross and Emily set a wedding date just one month away. Rachel talks with Monica and Phoebe about her unresolved feelings for Ross.

The One With Ross's Wedding, part 2: Phoebe fights phone friction while trying to warn Joey and Chandler that Rachel is on her way to ruin the wedding. Joey gets homesick... until he finds a cute bridesmaid (Felicity) who wants to know him better. The Gellers meet the Walthams; Jack Geller has agreed to pay for half of the wedding... until he finds out Mr. Waltham is counting his house remodeling as a wedding expense. Rachel tries and tries again to get on a flight to London; she gets underway but annoys the other passengers. Chandler and Monica have a difficult time at the rehearsal dinner; they console each other, and end up sleeping together. The next day, Joey, Chandler, and Monica watch for Rachel before the wedding; she slips in while Joey makes out with Felicity, but decides not to tell Ross how she feels. During the wedding ceremony, Ross accidentally speaks Rachel's name instead of Emily's, halting the proceedings. - 29848

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Season 6 of the Friends Sitcom

By Wayne Torres

The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel: Ross hasn't gotten the annulment yet... but he has gotten a little crazy. It seems the idea of a 3rd failed marriage has pushed him over the deep end. Phoebe (and her panel of women) decide Ross is still in love with Rachel. Ross is in such denial about this that to prove them wrong he goes to his lawyer (Russell) to take care of the annulment... but finds that it's more complicated than expected, and Rachel will have to be told the truth. Chandler and Monica break the news of their live-in plans, first with Joey (who is happy for them, but sad to be losing Chandler) and then to Rachel (who doesn't seem to have much of a reaction at all... until she takes it seriously). Rachel is so sad that Ross still can't tell her the truth. Phoebe foretells the future marriages of the entire group.

The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance: Rachel packs her things and moves to Ross's apartment. Once there, she intercepts a phone call from Ross's lawyer revealing they're still married. Phoebe's psychic tells her she's going to die this week. Ross becomes a guest lecturer at NYU. He's so worried his presentation won't go well that he panics and presents it with an phony English accent. Joey's medical benefits lapse because he hasn't done enough acting recently. He contacts his agent, Estelle (who mistakenly believes he'd gone to another agent), to arrange for some auditions. He gets a severe hernia before auditioning, but refuses to go to the hospital until he has insurance again.

The One Where Ross Got High: For Thanksgiving, Janine invites Joey and Ross to hang out with her and her dancer friends, but they have to eat dinner at Monica's first. Mr. and Mrs. Geller come over as well, and Chandler finds out they don't like him because they think he does drugs; Ross once told them Chandler was smoking pot, in order to cover his own guilt; Monica reveals the truth, which leads to many more revelations. Rachel makes an English Trifle for dessert, but gets the recipe mixed up with a Shepard's Pie. Phoebe dreams about Mr. Geller and starts to see him differently... until another dream ends it for her.

The One With The Apothecary Table: Rachel buys furniture from Pottery Barn, but tells Phoebe she got it at a flea market, because Phoebe hates Pottery Barn. The deception is complicated by the fact that Ross buys an identical table from Pottery Barn. Joey and Janine spend time with Monica and Chandler; Janine doesn't like hanging out with them, and hard feelings grow and grow until Joey and Janine break up and Janine moves out.

The One That Could Have Been, part 1: Ross and Rachel, both in unhappy marriages, run into each other on the street after not seeing each other for years. Ross brings Rachel to Central Perk to see Monica; Rachel quickly swoons over Joey, aka Dr. Drake Ramoray. Monica is dating the very boring Dr. Roger. Chandler is unemployed, but takes a job as Joey's assistant, which doesn't work out very well; but he is inspired by the experience and sells his first story to Archie Comics. Phoebe is ruthless and greedy, and has a heart attack after losing- million dollars on the stock market. While she's in the hospital, Ross finds out she's fired, but he doesn't dare tell her, fearing it will cause another heart attack. Ross suggests to Carol that they spice up their non-existant sex life. Carol doesn't like any of his ideas... except having a threesome. Rachel decides to have a fling with Joey. Monica reveals she's still a virgin.

The One With Unagi: Joey's financial needs aren't being met by his job at the coffee house, so he looks into participating in another medical study. The only one available is for identical twins, but it pays so much that Joey can't resist. He hires another actor to play his twin brother. Rachel and Phoebe are taking a self-defense class, but Ross feels they don't have Unagi, a state of total awareness, in which you can be prepared for any danger. He startles them in the hallway to prove his point, which sets off an on-going competition of psuedo-attacks. Chandler and Monica plan to celebrate Valentines day (late) by making gifts for each other. Chandler can't make anything and Monica forgets until the last minute. Chandler gives Monica a customized tape of music which actually was a previous gift from Janice; Monica give him a sock puppet that Phoebe made.

The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad: Joey doesn't get along well with the roboticist (Wayne) who controls his co-star, "C.H.E.E.S.E." To save himself from being fired, he teaches Wayne how to talk with women. Phoebe writes a book about relationships, which is really a book about Monica and Chandler, and everything they do. Ross meets Elizabeth's dad (Paul), who really doesn't approve of his daughter dating an older man. Paul and Rachel start dating. The gang's attempts to make Ross look good for Paul continually backfire.

The One With The Proposal, part I: Everyone except Monica knows that Chandler is about to propose. He plans to do it at Monica's favorite restaurant, but they bump into Richard there, which derails his plans. Returning home, the rest of the gang almost blows the secret, and Chandler decides to act like marriage is the furthest thing from his mind, so Monica won't get suspicious. Rachel takes Phoebe and Joey to a charity event which her boss is hosting. Phoebe drinks a lot; Joey thinks the silent auction is just a contest to guess the right price, and he ends up buying a sailboat for $20,000. Rachel convinces the second-place bidder to buy it, but she also convinces Joey to keep it, in the process. A dorm-room water-balloon fight shows Ross that his relationship with Elizabeth doesn't have a future, so he breaks up with her. - 29848

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Season 3 of the Friends Sitcom

By Wayne Torres

The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy: Monica is dysfunctional because of her breakup with Richard. Joey can't stand having Janice around all the time; she invites him on a "day of fun" so they can get to know each other. Ross and Rachel talk about their fantasies; Rachel then tells Phoebe and Monica about Ross's Princess Leia fantasy. Phoebe helps Monica try to relax. Ross and Chandler share personal information, which leads to some unpleasant side effects for Ross. Mr. Geller shows up and comforts Monica.

The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel: Joey appears in an infomercial for the Milk Master 2000. Phoebe forgets to tell Joey about an audition... but makes it up to him by calling the casting director and pretending to be an agent; Joey asks her to represent him full time. Ross has a hard time accepting that his son plays with a Barbie doll; he tries to get him interested in more masculine toys. Chandler is scared of the "tunnel" of commitment until Joey convinces him to face his fears... but then Chandler overdoes it and scares Janice away for a while. Monica and Rachel welcome Chandler to "their side of the tunnel" and console him with ice-cream.

The One With The Racecar Bed: Monica and Phoebe shop at the store owned by Janice's soon-to-be-ex-husband, and Monica ends up with the wrong bed. Rachel and Ross have dinner with her father, which doesn't go well; the next day at brunch, Ross and Dr. Green find something to bond over. Gunther broods over Rachel. Joey Teaches a class--"Acting for Soap Operas". While trying to return the bed, Joey and Monica see Janice kissing her husband.

The One With All the Jealousy: Rachel has her first day on the job; Ross sends her a singing telegram, and continues to be jealous about Mark. Chandler arranges a bachelor party for his cousin. Joey gets an audition for a Broadway musical, but he can't dance. Gunther pines for Rachel. Monica falls for Julio, a co-worker at the diner who writes a poetry; he writes a poem for Monica which isn't very flattering. Ross and Ben have a play date with the stripper from the bachelor party, which makes Rachel jealous.

The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break: Phoebe dates a diplomat who doesn't speak english; she convinces Monica to double with them so the translator will have a date. Chandler and Joey gawk at the Xerox girl, who invites them both to a dance club. Ross interrupts Rachel's late night emergency at the office, leading to a fight; Rachel wants to take a break. Ross goes to the club and ends up kissing the Xerox girl.

The One The Morning After: Rachel is sorry about her fight with Ross; meanwhile, Ross wakes up with the Xerox girl; Chandler and Joey convince Ross not to tell Rachel; Ross tries to make sure Rachel doesn't find out. Monica and Phoebe try out a "painless" leg waxing kit. Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica get stuck in Monica's room while Ross and Rachel try to work things out.

The One With a Chick. And a Duck.: The diner where Monica works puts their staff on roller-skates; Monica crashes into Rachel while skating; Rachel's injuries are worse than first believed. Pete buys a restaurant and offers Monica a job as head chef; she's unsure whether to take it, since she still isn't attracted to Pete. Pete makes up a story about another woman so Monica will think he's over her; Phoebe sees right through it but promises not to tell Monica. Joey buys a pet chick for Chandler, but caring for it becomes a source of conflict. Ross has a chance to be on TV as part of a panel of Paleontologists, but gives it up to take Rachel to the hospital. Monica and Pete are about to stop seeing each other, but then they kiss... and Monica finally feels it.

The One With The Screamer: Phoebe waits on hold so she can have her phone repaired before the warranty expires. The gang goes to Joey's play on opening night. Rachel dates Tommy, who seems pretty nice... except when he starts screaming at people; however, only Ross witnesses this behavior and can't convince anyone else. Joey's play gets bad reviews, prompting the director to break up with Kate; Joey and Kate spend the night talking and falling in love. Kate gets a job offer in L.A. and decides to leave. - 29848

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Season 5 of the Friends Sitcom

By Hank Evans

The One With The Triplets: The gang arrives at the hospital for Phoebe's labor. Joey makes a video documentary of the occasion, until he is beset with pain; what is thought to be sympathy pains turns out to be kidney stones. Phoebe's doctor is obsessed with Fonzie, but Ross's attempts to find a more satisfactory doctor only yield a very young looking resident whom Phoebe won't accept. Rachel tries to set Monica and herself up with two male nurses, which causes problems between Monica and Chandler. Joey can make everything (even grandma's chicken salad) sound dirty. Phoebe wants to keep one of the babies and manipulates Rachel into asking for her. Instead of two boys and a girl, Phoebe has two girls and a boy. Joey passes three kidney stones.

The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS: Rachel catches Monica waiting seductively in her bedroom for Chandler; to cover, Monica tells Rachel she's seeing a guy from work. Monica tells Rachel that her new boyfriend is the best sex she's ever had, and when Chandler hears this he gets a little too proud of himself. Ross finally gets Emily on the phone and they begin planning to work things out; Emily agrees to come to New York but only if Ross doesn't see Rachel anymore. After much agonizing, Ross agrees. Joey gets involved with a PBS pledge drive, believing he's the host; but he's only a phone jockey and not even on camera. Phoebe reveals her hatred for PBS, which started because she never got an answer to a letter she wrote to Sesame Street after her mom died. Joey and Phoebe argue about whether any truly selfless good deeds exist, so Phoebe tries repeatedly to find one.

The One With All The Thanksgivings: After Thanksgiving dinner at Monica's, the gang tells stories about their worst Thanksgivings ever. In a series of flashbacks, we see Chandler learning of his parent's divorce (1978); Phoebe losing an arm (twice) in past lives (1862 and'15); Joey with his head in a turkey (1992); Chandler hurting Monica's feelings (1987); and Monica getting a little more revenge than she planned, when Chandler loses a toe (1988).

The One With The Inappropriate Sister: Because of his boredom while away from work, Ross offers to help Joey focus on writing a movie. Things get a little tense, however, when Ross wants Joey to work and Chandler wants to play 'Fireball.' Phoebe volunteers to collect Christmas donations for the poor, but ends up getting a bucket full of unwanted 'contributions,' so she gets tough with the donors. Monica arranges for Rachel and Danny to go out. It seems to be going very well until Rachel discovers that Danny has an unusually close relationship with his sister, Krista.

The One Where Everybody Finds Out: Ugly Naked Guy puts stuff in boxes (prepares to move), and sublets his apartment. Ross applies, but competition for the place is fierce, so when a bribe doesn't seal the deal, Ross decides to cultivate and exploit a common interest--nakedness. Phoebe, while looking at Ross' potential new apartment with Rachel, looks out the window and sees Chandler and Monica "doing it." Phoebe and Rachel decide to use their knowledge of this romance to play some practical jokes on Monica and Chandler--jokes which include Phoebe making passes at Chandler. Monica realizes they must know, so she and Chandler play along, and each side tries to see who will crack first. Now everybody knows, except Ross. ...Until he gets the apartment, looks out the window, and suddenly has a return of his rage problem.

The One With The Cop: Joey has a dream that Monica is his girlfriend; Monica tells him it just means he wants a relationship with the closeness that he sees between herself and Chandler. She suggests he try being friends with a woman before being intimate. After hitting on Rachel (unsuccessfully), Joey tries to make friends with new women; but they find his "friends first" approach so enticing that they want the intimacy immediately. Phoebe finds a police badge under a cushion at the coffee house. She plans to return it but has too much fun pretending to be a cop... until she pulls it on the actual owner of the badge. She drops the badge and runs away; he tracks her down and asks her on a date. Ross buys a new sofa (couch), but can't get it up the stairs to his apartment.

The One With The Ball: Gary decides to ask Phoebe to live with him. She doesn't think it's a good idea, which makes him sad, so she ends up agreeing. After some changes of heart (back and forth) they finally move in together... until one morning Gary shoots a bird that's chirping outside the window. Phoebe breaks up with him. Ross and Joey throw a ball back and forth without dropping it for a couple hours; soon it becomes a contest, joined by Monica and Chandler. Around the tenth hour, they invite Phoebe to join; unfortunately, she doesn't feel like playing. Rachel spends a thousand dollars on a pure-bred, hairless Sphinx cat, like the one her grandmother had when Rachel was a kid. Unfortunately, this cat is not very nice, and a scratched-up Rachel ends up selling the cat to Gunther.

The One With Joey's Big Break: Rachel has an eye infection but doesn't want anyone touching her eye. Monica finally gets her to a doctor but then Rachel won't use the eyedrops. Everyone has to hold her down and force her to use them. Phoebe is mad at Ross but can't remember why. Joey gets the lead role in a independent film called Shutter Speed, being filmed in Las Vegas. He and Chandler start a road trip but Chandler lets slip that he doesn't think this is Joey's big break, and gets kicked out of the car. Joey makes it to Vegas but the movie is shutting down from lack of funds, leaving Joey trying to make ends meet as a gladiator at Caesar's Palace. - 29848

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What To Search For When Renting LA Green Screen

By Philip Guye

There are a number of advantages you can get by trying LA Green screen in your picture or film production. Firstly, the employment of green screens tends to be cost reductive, and you can save up a pretty big amount by using this easy technology in your production. Another benefit is they give you quality end results at extraordinarily reasonable costs. All that you need is to get some good and effective green screen frames for your studio.

When purchasing a LA Green screen for your studio there are a few things that can help you get the best kind. One of the qualities to look out for is the level of absorbance in the frames you want to buy. This makes it so easy for you to work with especially in a busy studio. Since you could need to use a lot of lighting a highly absorbent material will make it so that you have minimal or no glow effects. The reason is that materials with low absorbance levels will create a reflection that will affect how clear characters and pictures appear on the screen so giving you poor output. High absorbance green screens also help blend all parts together perfectly while manufacturing films in a studio.

Another quality to watch out for in this kind of screen is the afterglow effect. This is an issue that may be seen when scrolling up and down on the LA Green screen. It tends to leave a glow which might affect the quality of characters on view. When picking a frame for use in the studio make efforts to check this out so that you are certain that your presentation is clear. The type of frames to use for your LA Green screen should give you really little reflectance in the slightest. A medium which provides you with reflection of light is sure not to offer you clear pictures at the end. So don't forget to get material which has high absorbance levels because it makes it work fine with other parts found in the studio. This guarantees you clear characters when making final displays.

Another attribute to check out concerning the frames for your LA Green screen is whether they permit clear visualization of characters. Ensure you can simply go through characters shown on this medium. When utilized in the production of films or other types of display, the text and graphics portrayed are often misleading and illegible. Ensure the medium you use permits all types of characters to be displayed correctly without any sort of interference.

The size of the LA Green screen also matters. The reason is that vicinity and distance from the screen has effects on overall image display. As you mix the two frames to use in the display of pictures or characters it is critical to check out how even they are. This may have an impact on lighting around the studio which can bring about some kind of reflection. This may end up in poor pictures if care isn't taken during production. - 29848

About the Author:

There are so many other sites offering a variety of forms of advice on how to use green screen but a lot of them are not very detailed or precise. Before following these, be sure to check my own articles and reviews on Green Screen and LA Green Screen, You can also reach me at 1-323-851-3825 or phillipguy@hotmail.com

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